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Tumblr Tuesday

Listen Tumblr, I’m going to let you finish, but this Tumblr Tuesday is the best Tumblr Tuesday of the year…

Wow, that was a week too late. I want to apologize on behalf of everyone at Tumblr for my lapse in judgement there. Here are five awesome Tumblr blogs to clear your palette.

Stuff My Girlfriend Says
This guy’s girlfriend says the funniest things. She’s hilarious, witty, and wise. Honestly, I wonder why she’s not with a better guy. I mean, I don’t know anything about this dude, but I know he’s not the Editorial Director at Tumblr. Lose the zero and get with the hero, honey.

Fuck Yeah Classical
Classical music fucking rocks. I could say more, but it would just be a stream of nonsensical F-bombs that don’t have anything to do with classical fucking music.

One Drawing Every Day
The proprietor of this Tumblr blog aims to draw something every day. But wait! Today is Tuesday, and the most recent post is from Saturday. Excuse me? This is not one drawing every day, sir or madam. I hope the massive influx of attention you get from this will motivate you to stay on schedule from now on. You’re welcome!

Art in my coffee!
Hey, these are pretty! My coffee never comes this way. I think it’s because I only drink iced coffee from Starbucks. But it’s moot anyway: As a slave to the corporate coffee machine, I don’t actually know what art is.

Keggers of Yore
Now, before you say anything, I’m not advocating drinking, or having fun, or living in the 70s. Goodness no! I view this site regularly as a personal reminder to not do any of those things. Know why? Because I don’t want to end up on a website just like this one in twenty years.

What about you? What are some other Tumblr blogs that you’re crushing on lately?

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Tumblr Tuesday

Greetings, Tumblr! I hope you’re all busy doing some holiday shopping for your friends, family, and the esteemed editor of Tumblr Tuesday – me. Did you know that the most surefire way to be featured on Tumblr Tuesday is to buy me presents? It’s true. It has absolutely nothing at all to do with your nominations, overall aesthetic, and random chance.

And now, the Tumblrs you’ve been waiting for…

Cure Thrift Shop
The founder of this East Village thrift shop was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when she was 11 years old. Today, Cure Thrift Shop is one of the best thrift experiences in Manhattan, and every sale benefits the Diabetes Research Institute. Also: There’s a special discount for Tumblr users who follow Cure!

Fuck Yeah Crowd Surfing!
If you guessed that this blog was nothing but awesome photos of people crowd surfing at shows, you’d be wrong. Just kidding, you’d be totally right. There’s just no fooling you, smarty pants.

Wordboner
Wordboner is typography with personality. Put another way, WB is your source for inspirational quotes presented in nice fonts using pretty colors. There’s also an online store where you can buy your favorites printed on t-shirts, greeting cards, and kittens.

Old Jews Telling Jokes
They’re old, they’re Jewish, and they’re telling jokes. Each joke-teller brings their own individual talents and at least sixty years of life experience to the material at hand, which is updated every Tuesday and Thursday.

Something For The Ladies
This Tumblr blog bills itself as a showcase of simply phenomenal music, and it doesn’t disappoint. Something For The Ladies has a great layout, takes submissions, and most definitely isn’t just for the ladies.

Who do you nominate for the next Tumblr Tuesday?

Tumblr Tuesday

It’s Tumblr Tuesday!

Looking for some new Tumblrs to follow? Bored on this Tuesday afternoon? We’ve got the perfect thing to help with both: Tumblr Tuesday. Every Tuesday, we’ll feature some Tumblrs that have recently caught our attention – and we encourage you to join in.

Food porn
Pretty Foods features some of the most beautiful food you’ll see today. Almost too pretty to eat. I said almost.

Call child services
I Hate My Parents documents unfortunate children placed in embarrassing situations by their well-intentioned parents. Revenge will be theirs.

Picture show
Movies In Frames is great for the lover of film and cinematography. One movie, depicted in four frames. You’ll watch these films just a little more closely next time.

Fact faction
Fuck Yeah Facts is a compendium of interesting, funny, and improbable facts. FYF has thankfully chosen to omit the boring, trite, and obvious facts.

Liking Earth
Travel Highlights (by the fine people at PlanetEye) is filled with photos and travel stories from all over the world, and they’re doing a fantastic job finding and reblogging awesome content from within the Tumblr community.

Who do you nominate for Tumblr Tuesday next week?

Tumblr Tuesday

It’s Tumblr Tuesday!

You’re all probably sick of hearing about the small amount of snow New York City received over the weekend. That’s a real shame, because I’m going to talk about it some more. Look, I’ve never seen snow before, so this is a big deal. Plus, all those years in sunny Florida left me with some real misconceptions about how snow works.

First, snow doesn’t just go away. It piles up and waits for someone to come cart it off to the snow globe factory or something. Second, snow gets dirty. It may be beautiful on Day One, but immediately after that it turns into a giant nasty sponge which grabs hold of trash and sometimes even people. And finally, despite the mess, it’s incredibly tempting to jump into a huge pile of snow whilst yelling “Cowabunga, dudes!” Seriously, I can’t make it out of my front door without nearly doing a cannonball in it. The only thing stopping me is the sharks.

The more you know! And now, the Tumblrs you’ve been waiting for:

Fresh Photons
Interested in science but not excited about all the work involved? Fresh Photons is just the thing for you. You’ll find an infinitely expanding collection of science imagery here. Science is hard! Let’s enjoy pictures!

Succeed Blog
Succeeds are the opposite of Fails, so they’re kind of like Wins, but they’re much better than Wins because they’re Succeeds.

workspaces
This Tumblr blog features photographs of where we spend most of our days: work. Spanning several decades and several career disciplines, perhaps there’s even something here to inspire you to do something with your crappy office.

La Cuisine D'Art
A treasure chest filled with beautiful treats of the edible, drinkable, and audible varieties.

Psychobabble
Psychology news from a psychotherapist. My favorites are the results of experiments and studies: Doodling helps memory and concentration, the primal connection between smell and episodic memory is mediated by the hippocampus, and reading Tumblr Tuesday makes you more sexually appealing.

I might have missed your favorites, so who do you nominate for the next episode of Tumblr Tuesday?

Tumblr Tuesday

Tumblr Tuesday

You guys! Look at these Tumblrs I found. They were just sitting there in the answers to last week’s Tumblr Tuesday. That reminds me: Did you know that I visit and read every single suggestion you folks make? It’s true. I also make surprise visits to each site over the course of several weeks and perform an intense series of interviews with the Tumblr user to be sure they meet my strict guidelines.

And now… Five totally random Tumblr blogs!

Linus in Hats
Internet, meet Linus. Linus is a cat that wears fake hats and other things. Actually, I have to be honest with you people: I think these pics are photoshopped. Still, you should check it out to see a cat dressed up as Freddy Krueger, if nothing else.

Urlesque on Tumblr
Urlesque is the hub for internet culture and trends, and their Tumblr blog is the drawing board where memes first take hold.

Little Finds for Halloween
Whoa, there’s only 17 days until Halloween? I need to get started on my costume. I’m going to go as my Tumblr Dashboard. I don’t have much time to practice my cat-shark-Scarlett Johansson-Gary Busey-Scarlett Johansson impression.

Proof …Math Is Beautiful!
Beautiful? Are you sure we’re talking about the same Math? The one with all the numbers and stuff? Yeah, the one I’m talking about has a great personality. Okay, moderately attractive, but that’s as far as I’ll go.

Internet Archaeology Blog
Wow. I had forgotten how junky the internet used to look. What was going on back then? My theory is that we were all so blown away with technological prowess that we didn’t even notice that everything looked horrible. Good times.

Now you! Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?

Tumblr Tuesday

Tumblr Tuesday

You survived another Monday, but can you withstand the awesome power contained in yet another Tumblr Tuesday? I certainly hope so, because we have millions more Tumblr blogs to cover, and yours could be next.

Inside the Informal Speech
Urban Dictionary’s Blog is a stream of all things Urban Dictionary. Keep up-to-date on the evolution (or devolution, depending on your perspective) of the English language, and don’t miss some of the unintentionally hilarious emails they get in their inbox. Word up, dogs! Right?!

Grind My Gears
I Am in Like With My Bike is pure, unadulterated bicycle fetishism. The discerning cycling enthusiast will surely find this blog just a little too exciting, but I don’t judge. I only plead that you don’t run me over in front of anyone I know.

Gratuitous Picture of Your Hair Day
Having an amazing hair day, but frustrated that more people won’t see it? Make things right with Must Share Hair. Now you’re only a submission away from inspiring the entire world with that thing growing on your melon that you call a haircut.

Aloha Yeah
Fuck Yeah Hawaii is a scrapbook of anything and everything related to America’s newest state. Unique culture, amazing food, and beautiful locales… It’s all here. Except me. I am not in Hawaii. I was never more aware of this fact than after spending two hours on this site.

Migrant Blogger
Educated Hobo describes himself as a man who never accomplished anything and ended up living in a van down by the river, but I’d argue that creating such a diverse and thought-provoking blog is a serious accomplishment in its own right.

Okay, you know the drill! Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?

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Tumblr Tuesday

Good news, Tumblr! We celebrate Thanksgiving here in the US this week, which means I get to spend the next few days enjoying traditional activities like hating on my extended family and Olympic caliber napping. This is just a typical weekend for me, to be sure, but now I have a legitimate excuse.

It’s also a good time to reflect upon what you’re thankful for in this crazy life. Me? I’m thankful for my not-massive-but-what-people-tell-me-is-totally-respectable Tumblarity. I’m thankful for kittens and inspirational quotes and New Moon and Lady Gaga and oversharing and even more kittens.

And of course, I’m very thankful for the following picks in this week’s Tumblr Tuesday.

Clients From Hell
Clients From Hell collects horror stories from designers who’ve had the opportunity to work with some of the finest examples of horrible people ever. How do they put up with it? Honestly, I don’t know. The last time I did freelance work I ended up shedding all my possessions and moving to the forest for six years because I lost all faith in humanity.

Daily Drop Cap
At Daily Drop Cap, you’ll find a new hand-crafted decorative initial cap every single day. Each letter has handy instructions that’ll allow you to easily add them into your website or blog. Not only do these drop caps make the web a more beautiful place, they even make Lorem ipsum text seem intelligent and witty.

From The Old Man: A Guide to Living
Your old man knows a thing or two about this thing called life. He’s a lot wiser than you give him credit for. He’s been around for a long time, and… You’re not even listening, are you? Why don’t you stop reading silly blogs and just get back to work.

Video Killed The Radio Stars
Apparently there were these things made in the 80s and 90s called “music videos.” I wasn’t born yet, because I’m obviously super young and hip, so it’s awesome that this site exists so I can learn about these people for the very first time. (Bell Biv DeVoe? What a silly name I never heard of before!)

Amazing Amazon.com Reviews
Most e-commerce sites let you leave reviews, but Amazon users have turned it into an art form. For example: As of today, this gallon of milk has 1,133 reviews, some of which are utterly brilliant. This Tumblr blog aims to collect the most amazing Amazon.com reviews ever made. It’s right there in the title!

Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?

Tumblr Tuesday

It’s Tumblr Tuesday!

On this final Tuesday of the decade, it might be a good time to take a somber look at where we’ve been, where we’re going, and where we are now. However, since this is Tumblr Tuesday and I’m me, I’m going to give you some whimsical predictions for 2010 instead.

In the coming months, I predict that Tumblr will release a feature to post Haikus in addition to chats and quotes. Tumblarity will be worth more than the dollar, and GPOYW will become a national holiday. Tumblr’s iPhone App will start posting automatically.

Also, somebody is going to start putting Lolcats-style text on something else and it’s going to be humongous. Here and now, the Tumblrs:

My Social Impact
Social media can make a social impact, and this Tumblr blog tracks the progress made.

Animals Dressed as Humans
I thought everyone already knew about this site, but I wound up at a convention last night with a bunch of people who dressed up as animals and they wouldn’t listen to me when I told them they had it backwards.

Fuck yeah, Advertising!
People love clever advertisements these days, which is for the best since they’re infiltrating more and more aspects of our lives. [THIS SPACE FOR RENT]

GIFCAT
This is either the best website ever created or it’s not.

American Apologies
This Tumblr blog is dedicated to apologizing for all of the embarrassments, failures, and injustices done by the United States. So far it includes hippies and Dan Quayle, so there’s really no chance this will offend anyone.

Who do you nominate for the next episode of Tumblr Tuesday?

Tumblr Tuesday

It’s Tumblr Tuesday!

Welcome to the 20th edition of Tumblr Tuesday! You’re honored to read this right now.

Is everyone getting excited for their Christmas/Winter/New Year’s vacations? Some of you are undoubtedly traveling a great distance to be with friends and family. My holiday plans revolve around continuing to be on Tumblr 24/7 as always, but I’m going to celebrate by using a different browser.

I know! Now, the Tumblrs:

BBQ with Brian and Jason
As two guys travel the country, can they really only eat BBQ? Where will they go? What will they eat? What will their intestines do to get back at them for this? I’ve been promised that these questions, and others, will be answered.

filmosophy.
Writers and artists from around the world reflect on the movies that mean something to them: what they love, what they hate, what they can’t stop thinking about. Filmosophy is the place for serious reviews, essays, and discussion on the art of filmmaking. Also, OMFG Meg Ryan Week is happening!

Too Big for Stroller
Thanks to this Tumblr blog, I have a new thing to be annoyed by: Parents who put children who can physically walk into strollers. These people don’t have to work, don’t have to find food, and now you’re telling me they don’t even have to walk? Lazy little bastards.

Ted Whitehead
Ted likes to draw. I like to enjoy his drawings. I think you will, too.

Fuck Yeah, Streetwear
Kids today, with their Dan Fogelberg, their Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games – just look at them here. FY Streetwear has convinced me to replace my entire wardrobe with some hot Nikes. Nothing else, just hundreds of pairs of beautifully colored Nikes. My body may be naked and cold, but by god my feet will be hawt.

Disagree with this list? Who do you nominate for the next episode of Tumblr Tuesday?

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Tumblr Tuesday

Happy Tuesday, Tumblr! You survived another Monday, which is a start. The real question is: Will you survive after all those embarrassing photos of yourself from Halloween surface and spread around the web? I submit that you will, if only because you’ll be distracted by your addiction to all things Tumblr, including the following Tumblr Tuesday selections. They won’t judge you, even if your friends and family will.

The Day in Photos
The fine people at DailyMe run this exemplary photo blog which captures the news of the day. Everything is generously tagged, which is helpful when you’re looking for that perfect AP photo of a cute baby panda.

These Are My Dreams
If you’re into analyzing your dreams, you’ll want to stay awake for this. Zing! TAMD is a collective dream journal, which means this blog has a legitimate excuse for reading like the script from a Spike Jonze movie.

Black and WTF
This site makes me wish the internet had been around since photography was invented. Think of all the epic memes and intergenerational lulz we’d be sharing with our grandparents right now.

Fuck Yeah Venn Diagrams
Imagine if John Venn could see us now. He invented the Venn diagram in 1881 to demonstrate all hypothetically possible relations between sets and today we’re using them for comedic purposes. And I’m looking him up on Wikipedia. Madness.

Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD
xkcd is, of course, a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD is a Tumblr blog of answers, speculation, evidence, and interpretation.

Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?

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