It’s Tuesday, which means I’m back with another five awesome Tumblr blogs.

You see the Golden Globes on Sunday? My favorite part of these award shows is when the winners’ acceptance speeches go on too long and the music fades in to scoot the person offstage. What’s striking is how effective this technique is! This music should be used to disperse crowds in riot situations, help marathon runners keep up a quick pace, and…

♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬…

Also, please consider making a donation to aid relief efforts in Haiti if you haven’t already.

Hello, I’m from the internet.
This Tumblr blog collects audio files of people from all over the world saying “Hello, I’m from the internet” in their native accent and language. Contribute your own!

Fake NYC Restaurant Reviews
These funny fake restaurant reviews are making me fake hungry. It’s like a hot new diet craze.

One Step Inside, Doesn’t Mean You Understand
This personal Tumblr blog by Karen A. is filled with many of the happy things that she enjoys, like filmmaking, photography, and illustrations. Awesome theme, too!

Dads on Vacation
Photos of dads on vacation may not sound like much, but it works on a profound level that may or may not have anything to do with never having a positive father figure in my life. But seriously, the shots of dads going parasailing are all win.

Distracted by Star Wars
What really needs to be said here? Star Wars is awesome and anything about it is equally awesome.

Who do you nominate for the next episode of Tumblr Tuesday?