Greetings, Tumblr! I’m coming to you live from a runaway balloon somewhere over Colorado. I’m risking my life here just to get publicity for Tumblr Tuesday and all the rad stuff you guys are doing. I figure that the GQ t-shirt guy from your Dashboard liveblogging in an out-of-control ballon is one hell of a story.

Crap! I’m losing altitude! Hold on, everyone.

Ugh. Good gravy! I’m stuck in some power lines. Somebody send help! Scramble the choppers! Shoot me down with a Red Ryder! Do something!

Fuck Yeah Dogs on Computers
As incredible as these guys are, I want to caution you from encouraging this type of canine behavior. Sure sure, Rex looks cute and innocent now, but give him some time and eventually he’ll be able to do your job and please your significant other.

Rappers That Suck
I’ve always had what I feel is a very rational fear of being forced to compete in a freestyle rap battle against a skillful opponent who deftly crushes me in front of a raucous crowd. This Tumblr blog gives me hope that, while I may still be forced to compete against my will, my opponent may totally suck.

Hello, New York
Well hello right back at’cha, blog! You sure do have some nice photos there. Granted, it’s got to be nearly impossible to take bad photos of the greatest city in the world, but you’ve picked the best of the best.

Prettify
Prettify will make your computer so sexy that you’ll want to take it to fine Italian restaurants. In no time you’ll be forced to admit that it’s the real thing, you’ll sever all ties with friends and family, and you’ll take your computer on a romantic getaway to Bora Bora.

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Courtney is a designer, writer, and journalism student. She writes about fashion and music, enjoys long walks on the beach, and is just your typical awesome Tumblr user.

I’m counting on you guys. Who do you nominate for next Tumblr Tuesday?